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Literary Match Bout Review: McBride Delivers Smackdown To Hoffman

From the opening paragraph of the short story Kill All Your Darlings, it’s quite evident that Tracie McBride has administered a sound literary beatdown on Kenneth Hoffman’s Up in Smoke – on stylistic grounds, if for no other reason. But alas, there are quite a number of other good, solid reasons to prefer McBride’s tale [...]

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Update: Fiction Writer Match Bout Standings

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Frequently Asked Questions For Literary Match Bout Voting

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Funny New Death Match Banners To Spice Up Your Writer Websites and Blogs

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It’s Here! Match Bout Record Charts For All Novel and Short Story Submissions

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Incarnate

by Jose Quinones

Incarnate

Contents

Category: Novel  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 50  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 50
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Kill All Your Darlings

by Tracie McBride

The tutor enters the room like a bantam rooster, taking small, quick, fastidious steps. He says, you can call me William, or Mr. Goldsmith, or Sir. He gives a split-second smile to show that he is joking about the “Sir”. Kate looks around the room and tries to guess who will be the first student to call him Billy. He claps his hands together and says, Time Is Money, people, let’s get started. He turns to the blackboard and writes –

The letters are tall and thin, straining forward to take on the world. They are everything William isn’t. What do I Mean by this, he addresses the class. Fourteen pairs of feet shuffle, then silence. William puffs and frowns, and leans on his desk. His little piggy eyes glitter behind his John Lennon glasses. His voice rises half an octave, and he says, I do not mean that you can only write about what you have directly Experienced. If you all did that, your stories would be very Boring indeed.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $15.00   Rank: 6  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 41
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The Pianist and the Trees

by Jo Niederhoff

The trees moved closer every day. Robin tried not to think about it, but she could hardly help it. As her tutor droned on, her eyes would be drawn to the windows and she would see the boughs waving in the breeze. Sometimes they only came a few inches, but one day she looked out to see that they had covered a stretch several times the length of her body. That she wasn’t very tall to begin with was no consolation.

Robin Lomavsha was the only daughter of Atticus and Irca Lomavsha, a pair of minor nobles who intended to move their family up in society through their daughter. They insisted that she have a full education, and hardly a day went by that they didn’t comment on her beauty. She had enjoyed being petted and spoiled as a little girl, but she grew tired of being seen as nothing but a future bride around the time she turned fifteen.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 236  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 236
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Animal Kingdom & the raise of the Eagle

by dharshana samaranayake

Animal Kingdom

After a long observation trip the eagle has returned and landed to its nest. The fellow hawks also that followed the eagle, nested on their places on the branches of the same huge tree placed for them to take the rest.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 184  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 184

All-Time Patron Rankings:

Rank Name
1Cori Jones
2Tony Ferrero
3Liz 
4Stuart Ackerman
5Catherine 
6Holly Jahangiri
7Jean Irizarry
8Heather Kephart
9Jason Cook
10Ellen Pall

All-Time Author Earnings:

Amount Name
$340.00Cori Jones
$106.00Holly Jahangiri
$60.00J. Leland Kupferberg
$15.00Paul Beckman
$15.00Andrea Helaine
$15.00Tracie McBride
$15.00Salvatore Buttaci
$10.00Lazar Goldshlager
$10.00Maria Elizabeth Romana
$5.00Isabella Nativ

All-Time Novel Earnings:

Amount Title
$340.00Hanging Wasp by Cori Jones
$10.00Little Miss Straight Lace by Maria Elizabeth Romana
$5.00Ruby Sun by Paige Owen 

All-Time Short story Earnings:

Amount Title
$106.00The Trouble with Oliver by Holly Jahangiri
$40.00Up and Over by J. Leland Kupferberg
$20.00Craftsman's Volley by J. Leland Kupferberg
$15.00Get Off The Couch, Ann Landers! by Paul Beckman
$15.00Angel of Death by Andrea Helaine
$15.00Kill All Your Darlings by Tracie McBride
$15.00The Drummer Yusipov by Salvatore Buttaci
$10.00Tales of The Hang Buddy by Lazar Goldshlager
$5.00Bedtime Story by Isabella Nativ
$5.00Skin for Skin by Jonathan Papernick

Match Bout Standings:

Rank Title Matches Leading
1Benjie Boy81.82%
2The Pens81.82%
3The Hand of God80.00%
4Angel of Death76.47%
5Near Death75.00%
6One of Those Days72.22%
7Valiant70.00%
8Forgiven66.67%
9Tales of The Hang Buddy65.38%
10Wreck of the Marie Jenny65.00%

Recent Submissions:

Title
Incarnate by Jose Quinones
THE CHOICE OF AFTERLIFE By- Aakash Mitra by Aakash Mitra
Into The New World by Astermel Samuya
Captivated Murder by Mitchel Rose
THE APPLE OF EDEN by Pushpak Chattopadhyay
Autobiography by Elsa Emmalise
World Tour Diary (1) by Radu Prodan
Take flight, Dodo bird by Peter Peh
The Advice by Joshua Jackson
Calypso by Jo Carter

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